A beaver's gotta gnaw on wood <br />For the room and board, so to speak. <br />Also to keep my teeth real good, <br />Doing jaw job from cheek to cheek. <br />Now here at the Lincoln Park Zoo, <br />My room and board is given me, <br />Which cuts down on my need to chew. <br />A lot of idle tooth time be. <br />So I get lots of woody stuff, <br />Just like I have out in the wild, <br />Keeping my chompers sharp and tough, <br />Best dental set that ever smiled. <br /> <br />On wood, just leave it to beaver. <br />I do gnaw through like a cleaver.<br /><br />Ima Ryma<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/beav-cleave-lincoln-park-zoo/