As soon as Fred gets out of bed, <br />his underwear goes on his head. <br />His mother laughs, "Don't put it there, <br />a head's no place for underwear!" <br />But near his ears, above his brains, <br />is where Fred's underwear remains. <br /> <br />At night when Fred goes back to bed, <br />he deftly plucks it off his head. <br />His mother switches off the light <br />and softly croons, "Good night! Good night!" <br />And then, for reasons no one knows, <br />Fred's underwear goes on his toes.<br /><br />Jack Prelutsky<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/as-soon-as-fred-gets-out-of-bed/
