My husband soon gets back from work <br />And he's a callous unfeeling jerk! <br />The house is clean and oh so neat <br />And he'll get his supper like a special treat - <br />And he'll enjoy it though I hope he chokes <br />'Cos married life is just a hoax. <br />Why did the b*stard marry me? <br />And swear his love eternally? <br />It's one of Life's most stupid jokes <br />That women are just meant for blokes. <br />I'm feeling nervous so he says I'm weak, <br />He's got a bloody f*cking cheek! <br />I've loved him for so many years <br />But now it's all dissolved in tears! <br />I wish the c*nt would go to hell <br />'Cos I've got lots of tales to tell <br />About his lies and infidelity <br />And the way the b*stard treated me, <br />I just can't face another drink <br />So I'll throw up in the kitchen sink!<br /><br />John Thorkild Ellison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-housewife-s-lament-part-two/
