(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />On July the 4th I decided to light a firecracker with my cigarette. <br />It was something I soon lived to regret. <br />I accidentally threw my cigarette to the ground and put the firecracker in my mouth. <br />It exploded and all of my teeth came flying out. <br />After lighting a roman candle, the contents came down and burned off my hair. <br />Now my head is bald and scorched and everybody stares. <br />A bottle rocket flew up my shorts and blew off one of my nads. <br />Now I walk with a cane and I sure am mad. <br />I'm bald, sterile and I can no longer taste. <br />I'm not the man I used to be. What a waste.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/fireworks-mishaps/
