(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />One day I sure did get a lickin. <br />It happened when I ate a chicken. <br />I soon learned that the chicken was a little boy's pet. <br />Eating it was something I would regret. <br />I killed the chicken when it wandered in my yard. <br />The boy's dad came to my house and he sure hits hard. <br />When the boy's dad asked if I killed the chicken, I said yes. <br />I soon wished that I hadn't confessed. <br />The little boy cried when he learned that his chicken was dead. <br />His father turned me inside out and then he cracked open my head. <br />He plucked out my hair like I plucked the chicken's feathers. <br />He threw a hatchet at me and my left ear was severed. <br />That sure was a tasty hen. <br />But now I never want to eat chicken again.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-got-a-lickin-for-eating-a-chicken/
