(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />When I went to the dentist, I was not thrilled. <br />I was scared to death when he used his drill. <br />He went in my mouth and started drilling. <br />He forgot to use novocain so you can imagine the pain I was feeling. <br />I asked him to stop but he said no. <br />I pushed him with my foot and he went out the window. <br />He didn't hit the ground, he landed in some trash. <br />Maybe what I did was a little rash. <br />After getting out of the dumpster, he came back to his office and yelled. <br />His employees ran out because he smelled. <br />He popped me in my mouth with his fist. <br />He told me to get myself another dentist. <br />When I went to a new dentist, I got in a real mess. <br />As I came to, he was getting dressed. <br />The same thing happened to me that happened to Seinfeld. <br />You should've heard how much I cussed and yelled. <br />I took the dentist to court and I learned that he did the same thing to the judge and to my attorney too. <br />The three of us took him outside and beat him black and blue. <br />It sure was fun to get revenge. <br />After that, he never practiced dentistry again.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dentists/
