(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />You can't sleep in the dark because of fright. <br />You need the security of a nightlight. <br />I'm tired of putting up with it. <br />I'm not taking anymore bullshit. <br />You think there are monsters under your bed. <br />You'd better straighten up or I'll hit you upside the head. <br />I can understand a child using a nightlight but you're twenty-three. <br />Unplug that nightlight or you'll get your ass kicked by me.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/unplug-that-nightlight/
