(I wrote this fictional poem to try to persuade kids not to eat out of the trash.) <br /> <br />What your doing is embarrassing and unsanitary and it's something I can't allow. <br />You'd better stop eating out of the trash young man and I mean now. <br />Last week you ate out of your friend's trash and now he's not your friend anymore. <br />If I catch you eating out of the trash again, your butt will be pretty sore. <br />What you're doing can make you very sick and it's disgusting and crude. <br />You'll be in big trouble if you continue eating that nasty food.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/stop-eating-out-of-the-trash/