(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I enjoy making chili that is very hot. <br />At first people think it's like the normal chili in cans but it's not. <br />When people eat my chili, they can barely breathe. <br />Indigestion and heartburn are what they receive. <br />A man ate it and he wanted water but he got mixed up and drank kerosene. <br />He exploded and that was one hectic scene. <br />Before you eat my chili, you'd better remember this. <br />If you have a sensitive stomach, you will get pissed.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/five-alarm-chili/
