(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I had chapped lips and I thought I was using chapstick. <br />But actually it was super glue and I got in trouble with a chick. <br />I kissed the girl and our lips got stuck together. <br />We've tried and tried to get unstuck but we can't and we'll be like this forever. <br />I'm getting tired of looking at her and she's tired of looking at me. <br />The two of us have to be fed intravenously. <br />We broke the world's record for the longest kiss. <br />I need help because I can no longer stand this.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/forever-kiss/
