(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />It happened when I couldn't tell two men apart. <br />I wish I'd known the difference from the start. <br />I met Joel Osteen on the street one day. <br />But I thought he was Jerry Seinfeld and I wouldn't go away. <br />I told him that I loved to see him act with Kramer, George and Elaine. <br />After I kept following him, he told me that I'm a pain. <br />He said over and over that he's a preacher on TV. <br />I said it was great to learn that he can preach as well as do comedy. <br />When I told him that it was funny when he tried to pull the switch with the roommates, he yelled. <br />He said 'For the last time, I'm not Seinfeld! ' <br />It was a case of mistaken identity. <br />Osteen eventually got a restraining order against me. <br />Last week I met Jerry Seinfeld but I thought he was Joel Osteen. <br />When I told him that he's a good preacher, he caused a scene. <br />Seinfeld beat me with a crowbar and you should've saw how much I bled. <br />The doctor said I lost so much blood that I should be dead. <br />I got in trouble because I couldn't tell the difference between these two men. <br />If I ever see any other celebrities, I'll never introduce myself again.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mistaken-identity-3/
