(I got the idea for this poem from a cartoon I drew.) <br /> <br />One day while climbing a mountain, I fell. <br />I died and went to Hell. <br />At first I thought things were well <br />because the Devil told me that people no longer burn in Hell. <br />Satan told me that I shouldn't be relieved. <br />He said people no longer burn but now they're tortured by TV. <br />Take it from me, you don't want to go to Hell. <br />Satan tortures me by eternally forcing me to watch Dawson's creek and Saved by the bell.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/you-don-t-want-to-go-to-hell/
