(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />You put dye in my friend's water supply and turned his skin green. <br />I knew you were a low life but I didn't know you were that mean. <br />People laugh at him wherever he goes. <br />Children have rocks that they throw. <br />My friend got revenge by telling your wife about your girlfriend who is twenty-two. <br />Your wife beat you to a bloody pulp and then she pissed on you. <br />You've been talking about pulling another prank but I wouldn't if I were you. <br />Because if your wife finds out about your new girlfriend, it's untelling what she'll do.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/green-and-pissed-off/