(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I'm a politician but I'm not one who the people can trust. <br />Like Bill Clinton I'm fat and full of lust. <br />For years I've been dipping into the till. <br />I take a thousand here, a thousand there, it's easy to steal. <br />I drive a Porsche and I own a yacht. <br />They'll throw my ass in jail if I get caught. <br />I've been a crooked politician for years. <br />I make promises while I campaign but I'm never sincere. <br />My wife says if I don't buy her a Rolls-Royce, she'll turn me in. <br />I guess I'll have to dip into the till again. <br />I wonder if people will ever find out that I've broken plenty of laws. <br />If I was an actor, I could play three roles in the Wizard of Oz. <br />I have no courage, no heart and no brain. <br />If you vote for me, you must be insane. <br />If you vote for my opponent, it will be for the best. <br />I 've heard that he's actually honest.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dipping-into-the-till/
