I think that I shall never see <br />A thing as odd as eight baby <br />Eight baby from a single mother <br />Makes me roll my eyes- oh brother <br />Oh sister oh brother oh sister oh yeah <br />Mother looked like a Guernsey cow <br />Is there milk enough- I don't see how? <br /> <br />Eight colic'd infants wailing in the night- <br />Draw back, draw back- go fly a kite <br />Eight fitful babies screaming in duress- <br />Moved far away left no forwarding address <br />Eight poopy babies dragging two pound diapers <br />Went to the car wash and used the windshield wipers <br />Eight teething babies wrangling on the bed- <br />Picked up a gun and blew off her head.<br /><br />Patti Masterman<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/an-oddity/
