Garbage face, garbage face, how I love my garbage face. <br /> When I'm not in front of a mirror, how I miss it. <br /> I wish my lips was long enough to kiss it. <br /> Loony face, loony face, how I love my loony face. <br /> I walked over and kissed my bullfrog "Clyde," <br /> then I turned around and he committed suicide. <br /> Crazy face, crazy face, I almost like my crazy face. <br /> I walked over and kissed my big fat hound, <br /> and he jumped out the window with the window down. <br /> No-good face, no-good face, how I like my no-good face. <br /> I walked over and kissed my fat baboon, <br /> and he put another door through my living room. <br /> Insane face, insane face, It's a little bit <br /> hard to like my insane face. <br /> So I'll just say in this short piece, <br /> I just can't wait to kiss another fat beast.<br /><br />Abner Fats<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/face-trouble/
