(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I'm a country boy and I eat a lot of beans. <br />I've gotten so fat that I'm about to bust right out of my jeans. <br />The problem with eating lots of beans is that it makes me fart plenty. <br />I don't know how many times I fart each day, I'd say about twenty. <br />If I'm with someone else, I always pass the blame. <br />I farted while I was at a restaurant with my girl and I said 'Sally, you should be ashamed.' <br />I fart over ten thousand times each year. <br />My stinky farts have caused me to lose my friends just like I feared. <br />I went to a doctor and begged him to tell me how to stop farting and how to lose my big gut. <br />He said 'Stop eating so many beans you idiot.'<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/those-darn-beans/
