(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />Last week I received a letter that said I won a million dollar sweepstake. <br />I got so mad that I started to shake. <br />I know that the postal service can be slow. <br />But this letter was mailed to me twenty years ago. <br />I went to the post office to complain about this. <br />But believe it or not, they said it was good service. <br />They said because of the postal service's inefficiency, I was lucky to get the letter at all. <br />That pissed me off so I kicked the postmaster in the balls. <br />But that turned out to be a federal offense. <br />I was arrested and now I'm facing a lengthy prison sentence. <br />Now I will rot in jail. <br />All because of the inefficiency of the mail.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lousy-postal-service/
