(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />My wife cut off my wiener while I was sleeping. <br />When I woke up, I started weeping. <br />I begged her to give it back so I could have it sewn back on. <br />I nearly died when she said it was gone. <br />She doused it in gasoline and burned it with a lighter. <br />I wasn't going to take this because I'm a fighter. <br />I invited her outside to have a fight. <br />I thought i'd win easily but she punched out my lights. <br />Every time I'd get up, she'd knock me back down. <br />It was embarrassing because she only weighs eighty pounds. <br />She cut off my wiener because she thought I was cheating. <br />I got my ass kicked when she gave me that beating. <br />She felt terrible when she learned that I hadn't cheated at all. <br />She cut off my dick and now all I have down there are my balls. <br />If you're a man, I have something to say to you. <br />Don't marry a wife like mine or you might lose your wiener too.`<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/she-cut-off-my-wiener/
