This Uninhabited Island <br />Is near Cape Gardafui; <br />But it's hot--too hot--of Suez <br />For the likes of you and me <br />Ever to go in a P. & O. <br />To call on the Cake Parsee.<br /><br />Rudyard Kipling<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-the-rhinoceros-got-his-skin/
