(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />My wife is a vegetarian and she's making me be one too. <br />I crave meat so much that I ate a leather shoe. <br />Last week my wife got mad when I bought a Big Mac. <br />She gave it to her german shepherd and he nearly bit my hand off when I tried to get it back. <br />I'm unhappy because vegetables and fruits are all I've had to eat. <br />I'd kiss an old hog just to get a little meat.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-wife-is-a-vegetarian/
