There was an old man of Calcutta, <br />Who perpetually ate bread & butter; <br />Till a great bit of muffin on which he was stuffing, <br />Choked that horrid old man of Calcutta.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/there-was-an-old-man-of-calcutta/