(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />Last year George Bush was visiting my best friend. <br />I brought his friendship with the president to an end. <br />My buddy cooked dinner and he served chitlins. <br />I puked all over the president when I learned that I was eating pig intestines. <br />The president took off his suit to have it cleaned and he was mad. <br />That was the only suit he had. <br />The only other thing in the house that would fit him was a pink dress. <br />If you're wondering if it made Bush look like a sissy, the answer is yes. <br />I took a picture of him and gave it to the press. <br />It was put in papers all over the country and people laughed at Bush when they saw him in that dress. <br />Bush was so furious that he swore never to return to this state. <br />The republicans wanted to shoot me but the democrats thought it was great.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-puked-on-george-bush/
