(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />My cousin discovered something embarrassing about George Bush when they were in the men's room together. <br />He lied when he told Bush that he'd keep it a secret forever. <br />The President has a wiener that is incredibly small. <br />He has to use a magnifying glass when he urinates because he can't see it at all. <br />His wiener is so small that it makes a tootsie roll look like a broomstick. <br />Bush is upset because all of America knows about his tiny dick. <br />Now that his secret is out, his wife is getting a divorce. <br />My two inch wiener used to embarrass me but compared to Bush, I'm hung like a horse.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/george-bush-has-a-tiny-wiener/
