(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />My cousin and I went camping one weekend during the summer. <br />We thought it would be fun but it was a bummer. <br />I forgot to bring toilet paper so I had to use pinecones and it really hurt. <br />Our tents had no bottoms in them so we had to sleep in the dirt. <br />When my cousin was taking a dump, a bear bit off a big chunk of his butt. <br />I asked him if he was having a good time and he kicked me in the nuts. <br />When we decided to leave, we had to take a taxi because my car wouldn't start. <br />We had eaten nothing but beans and the taxi driver kicked us out because he couldn't stand our farts. <br />We wanted to experience some nature because we thought it would make us tougher men. <br />We had to walk all the way home and we swore never to go camping again.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/no-more-nature/
