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Spike Milligan - Maveric

2014-11-07 1 Dailymotion

Maveric Prowles <br />Had Rumbling Bowles <br />That thundered in the night. <br />It shook the bedrooms all around <br />And gave the folks a fright. <br />The doctor called; <br />He was appalled <br />When through his stethoscope <br />He heard the sound of a baying hound, <br />And the acrid smell of smoke. <br />Was there a cure? <br />'The higher the fewer' <br />The learned doctor said, <br />Then turned poor Maveric inside out <br />And stood him on his head. <br />'Just as I though <br />You've been and caught <br />An Asiatic flu - <br />You musn't go near dogs I fear <br />Unless they come near you.' <br />Poor Maveric cried. <br />He went cross-eyed, <br />His legs went green and blue. <br />The doctor hit him with a club <br />And charged him one and two. <br />And so my friend <br />This is the end, <br />A warning to the few: <br />Stay clear of doctors to the end <br />Or they'll get rid of you.<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/maveric/

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