Why is there no monument <br />To Porridge in our land? <br />It it's good enough to eat, <br />It's good enough to stand! <br /> <br />On a plinth in London <br />A statue we should see <br />Of Porridge made in Scotland <br />Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E." <br />(By a young dog of three)<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/porridge/
