Say Bazonka every day <br />That's what my grandma used to say <br />It keeps at bay the Asian Flu' <br />And both your elbows free from glue. <br />So say Bazonka every day <br />(That's what my grandma used to say) <br /> <br />Don't say it if your socks are dry! <br />Or when the sun is in your eye! <br />Never say it in the dark <br />(The word you see emits a spark) <br />Only say it in the day <br />(That's what my grandma used to say) <br /> <br />Young Tiny Tim took her advice <br />He said it once, he said it twice <br />he said it till the day he died <br />And even after that he tried <br />To say Bazonka! every day <br />Just like my grandma used to say. <br /> <br />Now folks around declare it's true <br />That every night at half past two <br />If you'll stand upon your head <br />And shout Bazonka! from your bed <br />You'll hear the word as clear as day <br />Just like my grandma used to say!<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bazonka/
