(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />A man insulted you yesterday and you punched him in the face. <br />Today he apologized and you hit him again and that was a disgrace. <br />You can't hit a man who is apologizing to you. <br />Sometimes I'm ashamed of the things you do. <br />I called the guy and convinced him not to have you arrested for assault. <br />I saved you from going to jail so this bad behavior of yours had better come to a halt.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bad-behavior/