(This poem is partially true) <br /> <br />My friend put a radiator hose in his pants and people thought he was well-endowed. <br />He seemed to grow over night and women wondered how. <br />He appeared to have a very big johnson and this was what many women believed. <br />But the ladies raised hell when they learned that they were being deceived. <br />He had women chasing him because they wanted to get him in the sack. <br />But a man came and told my friend that he wanted his radiator hose back. <br />When he pulled it out of his pants, the women attacked him. <br />They were really pissed because he didn't have what attracted them. <br />In reality his penis was only two inches long. <br />After they beat the crap out of him, they cut off his tiny schlong. <br />One of his attackers said he deserved what he got and most of the women agree. <br />Now my friend has to sit on the toilet when he pees.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/radiator-hose/
