(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />A scientist removed my brain and he removed George Bush's brain too. <br />He put our brains in each others bodies and there are things I plan to do. <br />First I'm going to withdraw our troops from Iraq. <br />Then I'm going to do something to get the price of gas rolled back. <br />I'm living Bush's life and he's living mine and that's something he hates. <br />I can make a difference because now I'm President of the United States.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/switching-brains/