Elephants are contagious! <br />Be careful how you tread. <br />An Elephant that's been trodden on <br />Should be confined to bed! <br /> <br />Leopards are contagious too. <br />Be careful tiny tots. <br />They don't give you a temperature <br />But lots and lots - of spots. <br /> <br />The Herring is a lucky fish <br />From all disease inured. <br />Should he be ill when caught at sea; <br />Immediately - he's cured!<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/contagion/
