(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I'm stuck in this elevator with a dead man and he smells very bad. <br />I have to get out of here before I go mad. <br />I've been in this elevator for two days, it's not pretty in here. <br />The stench is so bad that it has reduced me to tears. <br /> <br />People are ignoring me, I know they've heard me shout. <br />Will I have to become a cannibal if I can't get out? <br />If you're wondering if this has been a pleasant experience, the answer is no. <br />If I can't get out, maybe I can start jumping up and down and make this elevator plummet fifty-three stories below.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/stuck-18/
