(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I'm suing the doctor who delivered me in 1971. <br />He'll have to file for bankruptcy when I'm done. <br />I'm suing him because he spanked me. <br />When I take all of his money, he won't thank me. <br />I don't remember but that spanking probably hurt. <br />He had his hand on my butt so he must be a pervert. <br />The doctor is very unhappy because he's being sued. <br />My mom says I'm a moron who has no gratitude. <br />Everybody I talk to calls me a dummy. <br />I may be stupid but at least I'll have money.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-suing-the-doctor-who-delivered-me/
