(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I am man, hear me roar! <br />After having sex fifteen times last night, my wiener sure is sore. <br />My wife wants lots of sex and she likes it rough. <br />We do it over and over, she can't get enough. <br /> <br />She never gets tired, it's too much for my poor little penis to take. <br />We've done it over ten thousand times, I wish she'd give me a break. <br />I am man, hear me roar! <br />I wish my wife would leave, I can't take anymore.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-am-man-hear-me-roar/
