(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />When I was sleeping with my girlfriend, I got caught. <br />Her dad was so furious that he tied my wiener in a knot. <br />A violent beating was what I got. <br />Believe me when I say that it hurt a lot. <br />That pounding is something I haven't forgot. <br />If you're wondering if I'll see her again, I will not.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/that-pounding/
