Take the wise men to the Emperor's palace. <br />Wash their hands in water. <br />Get them to say something about truth. <br />Does anyone know any good Jewish jokes? <br />The one about a carpenter <br />who thought he was a King? <br />The one about the Saviour <br />who couldn't save himself? <br />The shepherds should stand with the chorus. <br />They have a big production number - <br />'Barabbas, We Love You Baby'. <br />Mary? She can move to the front. <br />We have a special section reserved <br />for family and close friends. <br />Tell her that we had to cut the manger up. <br />We needed the wood for something else. <br />The star I'm afraid I can't use. <br />There are no stars in this show. <br />The sky turns black with sorrow. <br />The earth shakes with terror. <br />Hold on to the frankincense. <br />We'll need that for the garden scene. <br />Angels? He could do with some angels. <br />Avenging angels. <br />Merciful angels. <br />He could really do with some angels. <br />Baby Jesus. <br />Step this way please. <br />My! How you've grown!<br /><br />Steve Turner<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-cast-of-christmas-reassembles-for-easter/