(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />A couple of weeks ago my exgirlfriend had her stomach pumped. <br />I accidentally served her some bad oysters and I got dumped. <br />I didn't know the food had gone bad, I was only trying to serve her a meal. <br />She wanted nothing else to do with me after she got ill. <br /> <br />I still say that dumping me was superficial of her. <br />If I live to be a hundred, I'll still love her. <br />If she truly loved me, she would've been able to forgive. <br />Now I'm doomed to be in misery for as long as I live.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-doomed-to-be-in-misery/
