(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I've been beaten up over twenty times when I tried to hitch rides. <br />I always used the wrong finger and the people had my hide. <br />I accidentally used my middle finger instead of my thumb. <br />I've been beaten senseless many times because I'm so dumb. <br />People tell me that I should be able to tell the two fingers apart. <br />I dropped out of school in Kindergarten, maybe that's why I'm not smart. <br />When I got the crap beat out of me yesterday, it made me hurl. <br />It was very embarrassing to be beaten up by a six year old girl. <br />When I told my mom about this, she let out a great big chuckle. <br />Those people kicked my ass but at least I did bruise their knuckles.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-wrong-finger/
