Give me a doctor partridge-plump, <br />Short in the leg and broad in the rump, <br />An endomorph with gentle hands <br />Who'll never make absurd demands <br />That I abandon all my vices <br />Nor pull a long face in a crisis, <br />But with a twinkle in his eye <br />Will tell me that I have to die.<br /><br />WH Auden<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/give-me-a-doctor-2/
