(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />Get off the damn phone and I mean quick. <br />I'm expecting a call from a hot chick. <br />You'd better not cause me to miss her call. <br />If you do, you won't have any balls.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/get-off-the-damn-phone/
