(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />Because of my suspicious nature, things got pretty grim. <br />You were home alone with my buddy and I beat the hell out of him. <br />When I saw you two in my house, I thought you were cheating. <br />I didn't wait for an explanation, I just gave him a good beating. <br />The two of you were planning a surprise party for my birthday. <br />I took my marriage and my friendship and I threw them both away. <br />Now I'm crying in my beer and I'm eating crow. <br />When I asked if you two could ever forgive me, you both said no.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-eating-crow/
