(I got the idea for this fictional poem from MAD TV.) <br /> <br />When I went to a cafe, it really made my day. <br />Five young ladies work there, I was surrounded by T & A. <br />The ladies served me tea and they weren't wearing tops. <br />When I saw this, my heart damn nearly stopped. <br />Those topless ladies give pleasure to a lot of men. <br />But if my wife finds out, I won't ever pee standing up again.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/tea-a/
