(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I have the IQ of Kelly Bundy and the looks of her brother Bud. <br />When women and I go in the bedroom, they always call me a dud. <br />I'm such a lousy lover that I make Mickey Rooney look like Fabio. <br />When I ask the ladies if I can see them again, they tell me where I can go. <br />I've come to realize that I am not a stud. <br />My name is Randy but to women my name is mud.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/not-a-stud/
