(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />Every woman changes after we go on a date. <br />They become lesbians when they were previously straight. <br />I'm not popular with women because good looks is what I lack. <br />I'm getting tired of looking at mirrors because they always crack. <br /> <br />One woman screamed and lost bladder control when I kissed her. <br />Maybe the reason why I'm so ugly is because my parents are brother and sister. <br />I only go on blind dates and women never like what they see. <br />They find it more appealing to date each other than to date me.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/uglier-than-sin/
