(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />You're making a peanut butter sandwich with sardines. <br />That's one of the grossest things I've ever seen. <br />Now you're putting marshmallows and gravy on it too. <br />I'm going to call the funny farm on you.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/yuck-2/