(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I've watched him in Friday and in Barbershop. <br />Last week Ice Cube beat me up and he wouldn't stop. <br />I kissed a lady who turned out to be his girlfriend. <br />I'm in the hospital and it will take awhile for my broken bones to mend. <br />If you see Ice Cube, don't aggravate him and don't make him mad. <br />He'll kick your ass too because he is bad.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ice-cube/
