When Santa Claus came down my chimney, I thought he was a robber. <br />I grabbed my baseball bat and old Saint Nick got clobbered. <br />Santa had some compound fractures and he kept saying ouch. <br />I made his deliveries while he laid on my couch. <br />I climbed on my roof and got in his sled. <br />When I told the reindeers to fly, Prancer kicked me in the head. <br />I delivered the presents all around the world. <br />Because of me, there were a lot of happy boys and girls. <br />The next year I asked Santa for a new bowling ball because I love to bowl. <br />But when I checked my stocking, I saw that the fatso gave me a block of coal.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-saved-christmas/
