Razors pain you; <br />Rivers are damp; <br />Acids stain you; <br />And drugs cause cramp. <br />Guns aren't lawful; <br />Nooses give; <br />Gas smells awful; <br />You might as well live.<br /><br />Dorothy Parker<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/r-eacute-sum-eacute/
