(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />My wife is a vegetarian and she wants me to be one too. <br />She's forbidding me to eat meat, what am I going to do? <br />If she has her way, I'll never eat another whopper. <br />She's a monster, somebody has to stop her. <br />I can't continue to go without any meat. <br />I just opened the door and tossed her out in the street.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/vegetarian-5/
